My original project for this week stalled. Mainly because =cough= google drive =cough wouldn’t upload some footage.
I ran home to check the upload, saw that after 6 hours of trying, the footage had frozen at 35%. A little confuzzled on what I should do, I spent the next 20 minutes furiously checking through my Pinterest craft ideas to find something that I want to do and actually could do. Even after picking, I spent the next 10 minutes running around my house trying to find my elusive keys. And you wonder, how did I get home without them?
I drove someone else’s car and used someone else’s keys, of course.
I set out with my supplies to my sister’s house. “Hey!” the general consensus when I walked through the door. Everyone gathered in the living room to begin playing that ultimate nerd game, D&D. I settled in on the couch to listen and sew.
You can do both at the same time, I promise.
“What are you making?” Stacey asked.
“That looks like one of those creatures!” Bethany commented.
“It’s a whale,” I said. I sent her a scrunched up look of consternation. “I’m making a whale.”
Hours, dice rolls and grenade explosions later, I held up this:
“It’s a zombie whale!” Patrick exclaimed.
Great. I hate zombies. So I gave him a beard.
“He needs a top hat, like Abraham Lincoln!” Joshua said.
“Yeah, then he’ll be Whale-ber-ham Lincoln!” Shelby said.
I made him a top hat.
I’d like you to meet, Whale-ber-ham Lincoln. Now go back to fighting trolls, space gang members or mages or whatever your campaign throws your way. And may the dice be ever in your favor.
As always, feel free to comment with suggestions, ideas or projects of your own!