What Not to Post?

I keep reading this stuff about what to post or not post online.  Made me kinda jumpy.  I feel like little demon elves are peeking over my shoulder while I type, making sure I don’t talk about my emotions or post pictures of food or rave about a significant other or rant about an annoying friend/coworker/random person that somehow deserves to be derided.

Good.  Grief.

Let me get this straight, you don’t want people to post pictures of things they eat because you find it annoying?  Psst.  I got this.  Read closely:

Stop following them.

Nope.  Just stop it.

If I’m ever annoying or decide to blather incessantly about my love life (oh my goodness my Sony FS100 is the most gorgeous thing in the world.  Totally gives me all the footage I need and never complains about the cold or being carried all over and….), feel free to stop reading.  I won’t take it personally.  (I may make a quiet phone call in a dark alley to a man I met in a different dark alley, who may or may not know 8 different ways to scare you so bad without even touching you that you confess every sin you’ve ever committed and few of your neighbor’s sins just in case…)

I’m just a little tired of all these people telling us Social Media users what we should and shouldn’t say.  Especially since they only transmit the message over…Social Media.  Guys, we’re all entitled to our opinions.  And my opinion is that your opinion needs to not mess with my opinion.

And for the demon elves out there…I dare you to unfollow me.  If you’re not yet convinced, here’s a picture of what I ate for lunch:

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(I promise I didn’t eat the iPad.)